It’s An Honest Living

I produce videos, it’s my job.  Right now we’re in preproduction for some videos promoting my company.  It’s not unusual to need a variety of things for film/video/whatever productions. Clothespins, for example.

Here’s a list of some of the items we need to get before next Thursday:

– telescoping document tube w/ strap
– mens’ leotard
– spiked black leather steel-toe boots (size 13)
– ferret
– old man
– water cooler

Don’t worry, it’s not all for the same video.

If anyone out there happens to own a tame, potty-trained, doesn’t-bite-through-actors’-skin ferret, and you want to make a hundred bucks, have your people call my people.

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2 thoughts on “It’s An Honest Living

  1. I really wish you hadn’t mentioned that they’re not all for the same video. The mental imagery is so much better when you don’t know.

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